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He talks about Ozil's transfer, Kaka to Atleti (WUT?), considers Bale a cheap signing, Iker, and other things.
The real Ronaldo visited the real Ronaldo and RM staff -
Carlo: Do you want some ham?
Zizou: OMG gerl, you're so skinny!
Ronaldo: Who's this pale stranger
Varane and Coentrao made the squad list for tomorrow's game vs.
Bale out, should return for Madrid derby on Saturday